CAT?????? IS THIS REAL???

INFO:

AGE: XE'S TIMELESS


PRONOUNS: xe/xem (just for the funsies (and to confuse myself))


LIKES: dreaming, eating, catnip (fucking drug addict), legend of zelda probably.... yugioh....


DISLIKES: sea otters :(, my cat and printers for some reason


MORE INFO: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. WHY DO
YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME, YOU DAMN ALIEN CAT
OR WHATEVER YOU ARE. I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU,
YOU TALK A WEIRD ASS LANGUAGE AND YOU'RE SO TINY, I HOPE SOMEONE STEPS ON YOU.